Sock Jokes and Puns. Enjoy these sock jokes and funny sock puns. They will make you laugh. Make sure to also look at our other thousands of other funny jokes.We have over 100 joke categories. For absolutely no reason this week, here is a page of sock jokes. It should come as part of a pair, of course, but there’s only one… Don’t expect too much originality or hilarity. 84 entries are tagged with sock jokes. 1. Me on the outside vs me on the inside Riddle: If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair? The most hilarious sock jokes on the internet! Need a hand? Hand Socks Sock Puppets Kids Socks My Socks Sock Shop Fashion Socks Funny Socks I Laughed Funny Things. More information. Article by. Yo Sox! 1 Pair = 1 Meal. 2. Sock Puppets – Jamil Ammar is a puppet maker from Toronto, Ontario who has been making an adorable collection of Shop our BOLD selection of fun tan men’s dress socks. Find crazy beige novelty socks with designs that feature camels and kangaroos or patterns like argyle. Animal Joke Socks. Best Puns = Animal Piuns. Water Creature Socks. Under the Sea (Fish & Water Animals) Cat Socks "Purrr"fect Feline Socks. Dog Socks "Paw"some Dog Socks. Comedy Central Jokes – Socks – A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. The man approached his father one day before the wedding and told him about his problem. His feet REALLY stunk, even if he washed them constantly, he was worried that this would scare off his new bride, so he needed a solution, fast. “At least, he thought, looking down at his feet, his socks were still in decent shape. It was the socks that went first. A whore he knew said that she only took customers whose socks were in good condition.